methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic)

hestmord:

what in fuckf

(Source: andersondaily)

(Source: threewordphrase)

2srooky:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

(Source: opalauctions.com)

(Source: bryko)

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

slimchocolate316:

I just died!

(Source: anthonally)


me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

mimibon:

pisstheft:

sad-queer:

The newest San Rio character is literally a sad egg.

this is me. we are As One


This is so good its an egg butt

mimibon:

pisstheft:

sad-queer:

The newest San Rio character is literally a sad egg.

this is me. we are As One

This is so good its an egg butt

(Source: corgiwhisperer)